Work Book...

Today Andrew felt inclined to talk about his "English" workbooks. I have been very impressed with how my children have been progressing in their "English" workbooks.

Today though, I had a FUNNY... Too funny. I just had to share. I understand that the spelling is probably too atrocious to share, but I don't care. It was great, so here it is:

Workbook:

"Write a sentence. Tell how a cookie tastes."

Andrew:

"yume, srumshis and dlishis."

Interpretation:

"Yummy, scrumptious, and delicious." (Yeah, I wouldn't have done much better with that)

Work Book:

"Write a sentence. Tell how if feels when you pet a cat.

Andrew:

"(backwards G)intol, nise and (backwards c)inde."

Interpretation:

"Gentle, nice and kind."

Work Book:

"Write a sentence. Tell about the loudest sound you ever heard."

Andrew:

"mom toking"

Interpretation:

I decline to interpret. :-)

Tickle me funny bone!

Jonathan came running in the house with Daddy today...

"Mommy, mommy... I HAD GUM!"

The Mommy in me had to ask... "Did you swallow it?"

With a great big grin he said "YEAH!"

His Daddy leaned down and said, with a strate face... "And now your going to grow a gum tree in your tummy!"

I said "Oh my, Jonathan, are you going to grow a tree in your tummy?"

He very proudly looked at me and smiled "Yeah and then I am going to CLIMB it!"